Week 4 - Going no where fast. Balance - *still* £4.00
Once again its time for a blog update! this weeks update shall be pretty short as, believe it or not iv pretty much done naff all this week and i have not even received one donation!
Lately I have been asked by a few people: “why should i give you a pound?” and my reply is hell, you don’t have to give me any thing! This isn’t any sort of scam and your not going to get ripped off, the only thing I’m asking for is your generosity in giving me, a one off donation, of an insignificant sum of money. If i could get another million people to also be generous and donate that same small amount, it change my life forever! yet the only you’d be missing is £1, and is that £1 really that important to you? your £1 is more important to me, or rather ALL you peoples £1’s are important to me! And hey, if do make a million, i could pay you back your £1 off the interest i earn from it, if you sent me an email id be happy to!.
So once again people, this isn’t a scam, or con, or anything like that, I’m not asking you for your bank details, or to donate me £1 with a £100 hidden charge, or anything of the sort! All I’m doing is asking you to change one poor post student teenagers life by donating your spare change, that extra £1 stuck in your bank account you cant withdraw, or thous couple of coppers and 10 or 5ps sitting in a jar or in bottom of your wallet gathering dust, it could all go towards something meaningful if you, and a million people just like you, just generously donated it to a complete stranger!
Or as my long time buddy Lewis Phillips puts it in a comment on my blog post a few weeks back:
“fikerty fik fac giv me a tic tac murfayyyyyy!!!!! feee feee feeee fiiii foooo fummmmm is a kind fellow , he needs his money 2 drink on his own day in day out hiding from work and others who r better that him …..JOKE thats not murf , just pay the man or il crush ur head in a vice n brake ur wind pipe wiv an axxxx!”
So to avoid your eyes suddenly being brought closer together and your windpipe being violated with an “axxxx” Donate a pound via paypal today
Wow, well that went on longer then i was expecting so without further-a-doo heres:
Mr.Murphy’s Weekly link round up
The 8 most needlessly detailed wikipedia articles
UK chooses ‘most ludicrous laws’
5 Awesome Sci-Fi inventions (that would actually suck)
My next idea for a money making scheme is inspired by this!
The 9 most Manliest names in the world
See you all next week!
